Lana: I'm pregnant!
Cherlene: ...it said, baffling medical science.

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You think if I had 100 pounds of coke I'd be sitting here playing choo-choo spoon with a tranny?

Pam

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I mean, did you used to be a man?

Malory

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Lana: I want this baby!
Malory: Well, sure, now. Wait until you're waist deep in diapers, he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon in the house. Then fast forward to him knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college, and then single-handedly bankrupting your drug cartel!

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