Archer Season 2 Episode 10: "El Secuestro" Quotes
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone.
Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it?
Archer: I'm not negotiating with a cyborg.
Lana: That's just a voice modulator.
Archer: You don't think cyborgs have that technology!?
Malory: Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down? Hint: six.
Who taught you to punch, your husband?Pam
I am literally wet with jealousy.Lana
Archer: What's his name?
Cheryl: Babou, but it should be buyer's remorse. Stupid thing's always sick.
And thanks Pam. Way to drag out a kidnapping. Now I'm late again. But this is a way better excuse than the train dwarf. Yuck.Cheryl
Cheryl: Mopeds are fun but you don't want to let your buddies see you riding one.
Pam: I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. I had only had 10 ten beers.
Pam: NO.... yes.