Archer "El Secuestro" Quotes
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone.
Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: I'm not negotiating with a cyborg.
Lana: That's just a voice modulator.
Archer: You don't think cyborgs have that technology!?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Malory: Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down? Hint: six.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Pam: Who taught you to punch, your husband?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lana: I am literally wet with jealousy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: What's his name?
Cheryl: Babou, but it should be buyer's remorse. Stupid thing's always sick.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cheryl: And thanks Pam. Way to drag out a kidnapping. Now I'm late again. But this is a way better excuse than the train dwarf. Yuck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cheryl: Mopeds are fun but you don't want to let your buddies see you riding one.
Pam: I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. I had only had 10 ten beers.
Cheryl: 40s?
Pam: NO.... yes.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8