Archer

Archer "Jeu Monegasque" Quotes

Archer: Wow, what a p***y. He was spilling the beans so fast, i could barely keep up.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Malory: And if that's my pantsuit you're stretching out I'll have your guts for garters.
Gillette: You NEED some garters.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gillette: Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Can you not rub your d**k in my mother's pantyhose, please?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: I've broken into way tougher places, right? Well, not without my turtleneck...
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes, I am
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them
 • Rating: Unrated

Malory: Why was he dressed as Hitler?
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Why was I dressed like Hitler?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillette: Archer is drunk.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?
 • Rating: Unrated

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