Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 2 Episode 11: "Jeu Monegasque" Quotes
Malory: And if that's my pantsuit you're stretching out I'll have your guts for garters.
Gillette: You NEED some garters.
Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor
Gillette
Can you not rub your dick in my mother's pantyhose, please?
Archer
Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.
I've broken into way tougher places, right? Well, not without my turtleneck...
Archer
Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes, I am
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them
Why was he dressed as Hitler?
Malory
Why was I dressed like Hitler?
Archer
Gillette: Archer is drunk.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?
Gillette: How much?
Archer: It's hard to say. $800,000?
Gillette: You lost 800 grand!?
Archer: No, remaining.
Gummi bears all around! I'll eat hers if she doesn't have uhh teeth.
Archer
Benoit: Now if you excuse me, I must go find fresh towels and a whore.
Archer: Hey, Benoit, not to thick on either.