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Malory: And if that's my pantsuit you're stretching out I'll have your guts for garters.
Gillette: You NEED some garters.

Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor


Can you not rub your dick in my mother's pantyhose, please?


Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.

I've broken into way tougher places, right? Well, not without my turtleneck...


Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes, I am
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them

Why was he dressed as Hitler?


Why was I dressed like Hitler?


Gillette: Archer is drunk.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?

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