Archer

Archer "Swiss Miss" Quotes

Anka: My hands are really burning.
Archer: Woh. That's first degree frost bite. Too bad you don't have big mitteny gloves like me. I can't feel a thing in them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Anka: Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?
Archer: Yeah, all four minutes of it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Malory: Immigrants. Cramming their low riders full of free health care and... snow.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Archer: I'm sure I've been in worse situations... but right now I'm kind of drawing a blank.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Archer: I can't be alone. That's when she strikes like a slutty little Ninja.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Archer: I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill.
Gillette: Well, ass, it was giant shalom and I only took bronze.
Archer: So? You lost?
Gillette: I came in third.
Archer: Which is last.
Gillette: Which is third...
Archer: Last.
Gillette: In he world.
Archer: You lost. Geeze, get over it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: So does this look as bad as it looks?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Archer: She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Lana: No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
Archer: Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: Gestad? Count me in!
Archer: And me out. I'm not getting frost bite protecting some old German guy.
Malory: Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter Anka.
Archer: Who obviously needs someone on her. Constantly. I will that someone who's constantly on her.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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