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Archer is assigned to protect a sixteen year old heiress, Anka, in Switzerland, but soon finds the underage girl can't keep her hands off him.  Meanwhile, Malory attempts to use Pam to seduce Anka's grandfather, Herr Schlotz, to get him to invest in the failing ISIS.

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Archer Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Archer: I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill.
Gillette: Well, ass, it was giant shalom and I only took bronze.
Archer: So? You lost?
Gillette: I came in third.
Archer: Which is last.
Gillette: Which is third...
Archer: Last.
Gillette: In he world.
Archer: You lost. Geeze, get over it.

Cyril: I will start cooking the books.
Lana: Good thing you know how to cheat.