Archer

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He's like the PelÃ© of fetch.

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Added: March 21, 2013

So you beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots?
Malory

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Added: March 21, 2013

The nation state equivalent of the short bus.

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Added: March 14, 2013

Somehow we're in a crazy universe where bonuses are based on merit and not whether you crawled out of your mother.
Lana

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Added: March 14, 2013

any idiot can got shot cyril. Ask Brett.
Malory

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Added: March 07, 2013

It's no secret agent, but it's way above architect.
Sterling

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Added: February 28, 2013

Is something burning? Oh wait, it's you because you just got burned.

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Added: February 28, 2013

Ray: Should you be smoking in here?
Lance: Should you be flaming in here? Boom, bumper.

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Added: February 28, 2013

Lana: Why is there a camera?
Lance: I assume because this restaurant can't hold 3 million viewers

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Added: February 28, 2013