I think you should consider calling it 'The' Fakeblock. It's cleaner. Like 'The' Netflick.

Maeby

Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.

Maeby

So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! What? Sure. Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. Go (bleep) yourself!

Maeby

Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.

If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.

Maeby

This hanger can hold over 500 nerds!

Maeby

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.

[to George Michael] Stay on top of her. You might need to ride her pretty hard.

Office Assistant

George Michael: I wasn't yet O.S.
P-Hound and Ron Howard: Overtly Sexual.

Maeby: I'm a Harris. Yeah, someone who 'inharris' a lot of money.
George Michael: Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn't put all my Annes in that basket.

A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let's solve for x.

George Michael

Arrested Development Quotes

Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.

Lindsay

(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?

Tobias