Tobias was just analraping me. Then, Michael barged in and kicked us out so we could shred all the evidence.

Buster

Buster knocked her out; I only gave her the roofie!

Gob

It's probably because a seal bit off his hand. The army has taken to giving medals for being food.

Lucille

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Tobias

Michael: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show.

Michael: It's been a week, nothing's happened.
Larry, the Surrogate: Yeah, but you're not the one stuck under house arrest like a sitting duck.
Michael: Oh yeah, that's my father. That's why we're having the meeting here, so he couldn't interfere.
Larry, the Surrogate: Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw.
Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

Lucille: What the hell did you do?
Buster: You curious, Mom? I can show you. (shows his fake hand)
Lucille: You made a mistake. You're human.. except for the hand.
Gob: It's okay, she's alive. And soft. Soft and alive. (caressing Rita's hand)
Lucille: All right, let's not add that to the charges.

Steve Holt: You did all this for me?
Maeby: Yes, well, I'm going to go get sexy.

Tobias: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal!
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.

Maeby: Don't you see? I drugged him not to go all the way with him.
George Michael: Well, I think even the anti-drug people are going to be okay with that.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Buster

What do we do? She's going to tell Michael. And he won't hear the good stuff, he'll just hear about the beating.

Lucille

Arrested Development Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Buster knocked her out; I only gave her the roofie!

Gob

Tobias was just analraping me. Then, Michael barged in and kicked us out so we could shred all the evidence.

Buster