Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Marta Complex" Quotes

Maeby: So, do you want to go to the movies? (George Michael pricks off a small piece of Maeby's hair with a tweezer and walks past her) Ow!
George Michael: I'll let you know when I get back from the lab.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: Blow.
(Holds out tissue)
Buster: No, Mother! I can blow myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: (to George Michael) We're all just going to have a more normal arrangement. I'm going to sleep with my daughter, and you're going to sleep with my husband.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: Now, wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.
Buster: I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Lucille: I don't even want to know what that means.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad.
Lindsay: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. We have a-a wonderful, close relationship. Can I let you in on a little secret? Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more.
Maeby: Mom, please. He's got a big boy crush on Action Jackson.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: You've only had sex four times!
Michael: Not four times, four women!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother -- bother.
 • Rating: Unrated

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