Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]

Why are you talking like a fortune cookie?

Tamara

If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Tamara

Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.

Lissa

Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.

Ming

Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.

Sadie

Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!

Valerie

I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.

Sadie

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna