Favorite Awkward Quotes
Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.
Lacey
Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.
Lissa
So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna
Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]
Why are you talking like a fortune cookie?
Tamara
If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.
Tamara
Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.
Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.
Lissa
Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.
Ming
Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.
Sadie
Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Valerie
I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.
Sadie