Awkward

Awkward "Homewrecker Hamilton" Quotes

Kevin: Now all your friends can take a joyride in the Jenna Wagon. That's sounded bad.
Jenna: It was the hoopty of my dreams, and I had to admit I was stoked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: Okay, let's stop making drama cakes for a sec, and think tank this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Wanna go in? If he's midstream he won't be able to run away.
Jenna: I don't think I can move.
Tamara: Do you need the pep talk again because I can rally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: I knew this was gonna happen. I really might be psychic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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