Awkward Season 2 Episode 9: "Homewrecker Hamilton" Quotes
Kevin: Now all your friends can take a joyride in the Jenna Wagon. That's sounded bad.
Jenna: It was the hoopty of my dreams, and I had to admit I was stoked.
Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!
Okay, let's stop making drama cakes for a sec, and think tank this.
Tamara
Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.
Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.
Tamara: Wanna go in? If he's midstream he won't be able to run away.
Jenna: I don't think I can move.
Tamara: Do you need the pep talk again because I can rally.
Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.
Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]
I knew this was gonna happen. I really might be psychic.
Tamara
Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.
Valerie
Fred: Are you familiar with the difference between a White bitch and an Asian bitch? When a White bitch is after you she's in your face: loud, angry, making sure she knows that you're responsible for your destruction. The Asian bitch...
Ming: derives from the way of the Ninja. They're everywhere and nowhere, all stealth, you never see an Asian bitch coming.
I have never seen something so offensive in my life. That car is no way to bridge your relationship gap.
Lacey
