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Valerie: Do you have any questions at all?
Jenna: I had about a thousand, but not one of them was appropriate.

Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are.

Teacher: "To be or not to be?" What do you think Hamlet is saying there? Anybody? Yes, you in the back!
Jenna: I'm not raising my hand.

It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.


Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?


Jenna: My mother always knew when something was wrong.
Lacey: Sweetie, come here.
Jenna: And promptly avoided the conversation.
Lacey: I'm not paying Dominic to do your hair anymore if you're not gonna style it.

It was a lie, my lady business was on fire, but somehow admitting my virgin status seemed like a buzz kill.


Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

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