For once the universe was working in my favor. Which was not cause for celebration it was setting off alarms.

Jenna

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• Added: September 20, 2012

We're gonna get paid, and you're gonna get laid.

Matty

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Stop being paranoid and get amped! We're going to Europe!

Tamara

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Tamara: I walked in on my Mom making out with her friend Claire.
Jenna: Your Mom's gay?
Tamara: No! She's a lesb-utante! She keeps it strictly above the belt, but it was a TS sitch so my Mom's letting me go on the trip to keep me from telling my Grandma. Little does she know I'm totes equal opportunity!

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Lacey: Jenna I'm not the best role model.
Jenna: That was a given.

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• Added: September 20, 2012

I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!

Ming

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• Added: September 20, 2012

I'm a bitch, but I'm not a heartless bitch.

Sadie

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• Added: September 20, 2012