Vincent: Okay quit worrying about meeting Sarah's parents. We got a bigger problem on our hands. Like there's someone else with corrupted DNA.
J.T.: Oh God - she is pregnant?
Vincent: No, Gabe.
J.T.: Gabe got her pregnant?

How could I ever hate you? It would be like hating a part of myself?

Cat

Sorry the selection of cadavers at the research lab wasn't up to your standards.

J.T.

Look at the way he captured her. The curve of her back, the softness of her skin. He spent every waking moment painting her. She was in every brushstroke.

Vincent

Vincent: I'm not a serial killer.
Tess: Just a killer of a series of people?

Cat: How do you always find me?
Vincent: I never stop looking.

Heather: So why did you go back to your ex?
Vincent: Because I'm a complete idiot who was afraid of his extremely intense feelings for your sister.

Cat: The last time I really liked a guy...
Vincent: Hmm...liked.
Cat: Okay, after what we just did, you, you really don't need to be fishing for compliments.
Vincent: I'm not, I'm clarifying.

Oh my God they look like Brangelina!

J.T.

J.T.: Call the CSI guy again.
Cat: CSU. CSI is a TV show.

J.T.: Okay. Before we put all of our faith in this charcoal partnership, I should probably mnetion out that her other BFF Evan is now on Muirfield's payroll.
Cat: What?
J.T.: You really know how to pick 'em.

New rule, no one takes the tranq gun unless we have a spare.

J.T.

Beauty and the Beast Quotes

JT: Panic attack, fear of commitment -- it's just guy stuff.
Vincent: No, no no; guys do not beast out when they're moving in with their girl.
JT: True, but that's how your primal brain shows fight or flight.

Tess: How much did you leave after I left?
JT: I was drowning my sorrows, generally being self-destructive.