The only part I care about is the part where I wake up next to you.

Josh

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• Added: January 20, 2014

Sally: No, he has to be awake.
Aidan: Oh, Sally, come on. What's next? Are we gonna light him on fire?

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Sally: As much as I respect what you just had to do, unfortunately, I can only hold this book.
Nora: Great. I'll just keep holding onto it then.

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Nora: What? Just say it. What kind of poor woodland creature do I have to murder with my bare hands just to make the spell work?
Sally: We need a gal whose Aunt Flo is makin' her monthly visit.

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You have an appointment at a day spa and you come back very, very cocky.

Aidan

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Susanna: All of this time, I never imagined you wearing a leather jacket.
Aidan: Yeah, I guess I've been in a rut these past couple decades.
Susanna: You speak differently.
Aidan: You're wearing pants.
Susanna: It has been a really long time.

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Josh, it's me. Sally. I want you to know I came back different. Powerful.

Sally

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Nora: What?
Aidan: Um...I can smell it? I'm sorry!
Nora: Oh my God!
Aidan: Now I'm horrified!
Nora: Is that like an ongoing skillset?
Aidan: No. Well...
Nora: So in all the time we've known each other and all the time we've lived together, you could...
Aidan: It just kind of comes with the territory of being a vampire! There's not much I can do about that.
Nora: Great!

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• Added: January 20, 2014