Henry: You couldn't inherent your mother's cooking right, you had to get that elephant memory of hers.
Frank: Yeah, but I got your sunny disposition.

Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

It's the losses that keep you up at night.

Henry

Jack: What's a call girl?
Linda: That is a girl who talks on her cell all the time.
Jack: So, kind of like Aunt Erin?

Corruption? That's a big word. Let's just say I think he's someone when you're talking to him, you better have one hand on your wallet. Know what I mean.

Renzulli

I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.

Danny

No, you're suppose to hit the other guy in the head.

Henry [to Jamie as he is practicing flipping his nightstick]

Fourteen we were friends. Fifteen we were soulmate, by sixteen she was knocked up by a mob guy.

Jackie

I guess you haven't had your coffee yet. You're usually a little quicker on the uptake.

Rossellini

No, it makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.

Danny

Jamie: Saw my first dead body last night. Of course Danny had to be the one to show it to me.
Erin: If you were twelve he would have made you kiss it.

If she looked like a line-backer, you'd think she's nuts, too.

Renzulli

Blue Bloods Quotes

Frank: Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. Who is neither tarnished or afraid.
Henry: Raymond Chandler?
Frank: His definition of a hero.

Targets don't shoot back.

Frank