Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

Henry: You couldn't inherent your mother's cooking right, you had to get that elephant memory of hers.
Frank: Yeah, but I got your sunny disposition.

Ah-ha. Jimmy Burke of the Two One. I thought I heard something slithering.


Jackie: What's this LuckyStabyKnife.com?
Hugh: It's my website. It's not a crime. It's ironic.
Jackie: Or moronic.

That's not bad, Harvard. A real Dr. Phil moment.

Sgt. Renzuli

She might as well have taken Dick Reed's hunting knife and stabbed you right in the back.


Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

Hey! That better mean 'try the fried rice' or you're coming too.


Yeah, I ran it. Where do you think I was, ordering pizza?


I liked you better as my ninja assassin than my guilty conscience.

District Attorney

Seems you made a deal with the devil. I'm afraid your bill has come due.


You're some piece of work Reagan. High heels and brass knuckles.

District Attorney

Blue Bloods Quotes

You know horses are smarter than people. You've never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.


Frank: Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. Who is neither tarnished or afraid.
Henry: Raymond Chandler?
Frank: His definition of a hero.