Blue Bloods

Blue Bloods Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 10: "After Hours"

Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: You couldn't inherent your mother's cooking right, you had to get that elephant memory of hers.
Frank: Yeah, but I got your sunny disposition.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: Ah-ha. Jimmy Burke of the Two One. I thought I heard something slithering.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Re-Do"

Jackie: What's this LuckyStabyKnife.com?
Hugh: It's my website. It's not a crime. It's ironic.
Jackie: Or moronic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sgt. Renzuli: That's not bad, Harvard. A real Dr. Phil moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mayor: She might as well have taken Dick Reed's hunting knife and stabbed you right in the back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Chinatown"

Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jackie: Hey! That better mean 'try the fried rice' or you're coming too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Yeah, I ran it. Where do you think I was, ordering pizza?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Brothers"

District Attorney: I liked you better as my ninja assassin than my guilty conscience.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: Seems you made a deal with the devil. I'm afraid your bill has come due.
 • Rating: Unrated

District Attorney: You're some piece of work Reagan. High heels and brass knuckles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Smack Attack"

Frank: Your Grandpa Henry ever tell you his theory about the Riley side of the family being emotionally constipated?
 • Rating: Unrated

Caitlyn: If you're dating me you don't need chemicals.
 • Rating: Unrated

Father: The Lord handles surveillance here at St. Angelus.
Danny: Well, you've got me on that one, Father.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "What You See"

Frank: Everyone knows where they were when the towers went down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Can we have cotton candy?
Linda: We'll see
Jack: We'll see like yes or we'll see like no?
Linda: We'll see like we'll see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "Officer Down"

Frank: I think you're stuck with the role of bad cop.
Erin: Which is ironic since I'm the only one in the family who isn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: What happened to your war on cholesterol?
Henry: Let's just say it's a tactical retreat.
 • Rating: Unrated

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