Brennan: Why are you smiling at me?
Fuentes: You and I. I sense tension. I think soon we'll make love.

Nothing more romantic than a man who can handle himself in a kitchen.

Brennan

He's tough to dislike; even though you need to take a cold shower.

Hodgins

I believe in the right to believe. That's what this means. We all make our own choices, but we can't make good decisions unless we're exposed to everything, can we.

Fuentes

We're here to inform you that your brother has been murdered and that corn is not a vegetable.

Brennan

Booth: Show one person who doesn't like a one man band.
Brennan: I'm sure many don't like them which is why they're such a rarity.

Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol. Yeah, I'm comfortable calling her crazy.

Sweets

Cam: Who paid for this?
Hogins: Well, the TV from Archie Bunker's TV might be missing -- only momentarily.

So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?

Booth

Three cheers for incompetence and faulty equipment.

Hodgins

Angela: I actually think you're making the cancer thing very sexy, Wendell.
Brennan: Ewing's Sarcoma has an 80% mortality rating, Angela. That's not sexy.
Wendell: Thanks for the reminder, Dr. B.
Brennan: My pleasure.

Hodgins: Well. You're a stronger man than I am.
Wendell: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones