Wendell: If Booth is a suspect then I should be too -- this guy scrambled my brains.
Cam: Your alibi is that you were seeing double and being taken care of by your mother.

Agent Perotta: So where did you go after the game?
Booth: Uh Bones drove me and Wendell to the hospital.
Agent Perotta: So no alibi that night or the next?
Booth: Bones and I are just partners.
Agent Perotta: Okay, now you're answering questions I had no intention of asking.

Agent Perotta: Hmm ... my people were right.
Caroline and Cam: Your people?!
Hodgins and Wendell: We're Booth's people.

Brennan: (after seeing Booth hit a guy during a hockey game) I do not know how I feel about this.
Sweets: It's very primal.
Cam: I like it. Just a little too much.

Brennan: (referring to Booth scratching his cast) It's kind of gross what you're doing.
Booth: Gross? You've got your finger in some guy's maxillary orbit.
Brennan: I don't think there's anything else to be learned here so, let's get this popsicle back to the lab.
Booth: Hey! Look at that. (chuckles) Bones, you made a joke.
Brennan: I can be quite amusing.

Sweets: Underneath your affable exterior, is a deep reservoir of rage ... my question is: You always have that under control?
Booth: You know if I didn't you'd be dead right now instead of just wincing.
Sweets: I'm not wincing.
Booth: Don't ever bring my old man up again. (Booth turns around and leaves the room.)
Sweets: Rats, I winced!

Hodgins: Could be the vic was drowned somewhere else and then dumped in the lake.
Cam: No drowning's not the way Booth would kill someone. (Wendell and Hodgins stare at her) Not ... that I actually suspect Booth. At all. (pauses)Quit ... staring at me.

Bones: Booth you're sitting on my clothes.
Booth: I'm sorry but it's kinda tight in here.
Bones: Which is why you shouldn't throw your underwear on the floor.
Booth: They fell.
Bones: N- Don't blame gravity for lack of tidiness.
Cam: (from the webcam) Is there only one bed there?

Angela: Guys, hello! IDing them is not going to be a problem. How many sets of conjoined twins can there be?
Vincent: Um, over the last 500 years approximately 600 sets, over 70% women.
Cam: I did not expect him to know that.

Hodgins: I found particulates of magnesium carbonate on both girls. (turning to Vincent) Do you have any, fascinating trivia on that subject?
Vincent: One man's trivia is another man's wisdom.

Vince: On a standard keyboard, there are over 3,000 words that can be touch-typed with the left hand alone.
Cam: It's not typed. It's hand-written.
Angela: How many can be typed with the right hand?
Nigel-Murray: 450. Thank you, ever so much for asking me.
Cam: Please, don't encourage him.

Vincent: Notice the antemortem bone lesion in the carpal capitate, suggesting a stab wound on the hand.
Cam: Did you see the video? They were juggling machetes.

Bones Quotes

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones: My IQ is quantifiably higher than yours.
Booth: You know what, you're the brains of the outfit.
Bones: You have your strengths, Booth.
Booth: Well, I try
Bones: Trying is one of your strengths.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones