Bones

Bones Season 4 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 25: "The Critic in the Cabernet"

Cam: You and Brennan, you're gonna have a baby?
Booth: She told you?
Cam: She told everyone, it's probably on the news by now.
Booth: I'm just donating.
Cam: So, you decided?
Booth: No! No! I am deciding, i-n-g -ing.
Cam: I know you, Seeley. You're gonna do it. You wanna do it without really doing it, but it's still doing it even if you're not ... doing it the way it should be done.
Booth: She wants a kid, okay? It'll make her more personable with people.
Cam: And what will it do for you?
Booth: She'll get what she wanted.
Cam: A piece of you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: (referring to the body) Looks like a purple Smurf.
Brennan: Pelvic bone indicates a male.
Booth: Like a rubber, purple, Smurf.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sweets: The point of the exercise is not to explain, but to respond. Okay? Children can do this.
Brennan: Because it's childish.
Sweets: Can we just try it, please?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodgins: (after Brennan says she wants a baby) Is there a father?
Brennan: Well, I'd like to use Booth's sperm.
Cam: Booth. What do you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher ... and his discount sperm?
Brennan: No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.
Angela: So, it's because Booth is hot?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: You really liked holding that kid didn't you?
Brennan: Yeah. I've been thinking about how exciting it would be to expose my own child to early pattern recognition.
Booth: You know they like singing and uh, when you make funny faces at 'em too.
Brennan: Yeah of course. I-I will make a diverse schedule.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 24: "The Beaver in the Otter"

Cam: Professor Twardosh was not Beaver's sex partner.
Booth: Okay, did anyone think that? Honestly. Because, I did not.
Brennan: Booth believes that the cringe factor was too high, even though cringe factor is not a valid mathematical construct.
Booth: Believe me, it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arastoo: He mistrusts Muslims.
Cam: Go, grab a beer together, but I am saying no to this experiment.
Hodgins: Yeah, I got that during that part where you said "no" seven times in a row.
Cam: I find that you don't pay attention to the first six.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 23: "The Girl in the Mask"

Cam: Why would someone cut the head off a body here (points at a place on a map) and drive miles away to dispose of the head here (points at another place on the map)?
Hodgins: I rarely find motive in bird vomit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Tanaka: No, this is original. Uh not representing any of the well-known characters -- Sailor Moon, Faye Valentine, Motoko.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sweets: The mask could have been used by the killer to dehumanize the victim, allowing whoever decapted her to distance himself form the ugly reality of her death.
Dr. Tanaka: Mmm, you are entering the realm of psychology, an field of unverifiable speculation. Perhaps I could be of further help to Dr. Brennan.
Sweets: Sometimes I hate hard science. I know that seems immature, but thats just how I feel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 19: "The Science in the Physicist"

Brennan: Diane Sidmans's role was important to the Large Hadron Collider team?
Landis Collar: The effort to find the Higgs-Boson will be set back months.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 18: "The Doctor in the Den"

Brennan: I thought you would be with Booth.
Cam: Questioning people isn't, really my thing. Most of the time I just wanna ... beat them until they tell me what I wanna hear.
Brennan: I know, it gets frustrating and, hitting can often be quite effective.
Clark: And you both work with the Justice Department.
Brennan: Yes.
Clark: Ironic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: I was turned on by tiger urine?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Brennan) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: (about Hodgins) He does have a teriffic ass.
Brennan: Perhaps that's why you're always making him leave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: So he was killed around that area with something like that thing.
Brennan: That is very imprecise.
Booth: Works for me
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cam: Michelle stopped loving me years ago.
Bones: But you never stopped loving her. She'll know that. The Mohawk Indians have a saying that when a child falls in the rapids, the one who rescues her will share in her new life forever. I assume that doesn't only apply to a potential drowning victim.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: I want you to consider something. You need a place to live now.
Michelle: Yea um ... my dad has some kind of cousin in Chicago.
Cam: I ... would like you to come live with me.
 • Rating: Unrated

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