Good luck. I hope I don't have to fire you.

Brennan [to Aristu]

Brennan: Did you wash the nipples?
Booth: Yes, I did in the shower, but I don't think the daycare is gonna check.

Oops, I accidentally sent the photo to the daycare director...Is there an unsend button?

Brennan

Oh my God, terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take over the United States.

Angela

Actually, I just read that they made an 18 megapixel camera that works quite well.

Cam

You shouldn't hit people. You should use your words. That's what all the books say.

Brennan

You are not getting anywhere near my cervix, Ms. Vick.

Brennan

Booth: You are not giving birth here.
Brennan: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That's what you want!

She'll do it. She'll squat down right here on the lawn.

Booth

Worthy of a manger.

Hodgins

We have a house Booth. You found our home.

Brennan

I don't know anyone smarter than I am.

Brennan

Bones Season 7 Quotes

Brennan: Brennan.
Booth: And Booth, so speak English.

YOU tattooed my child?!

Hodgins