Bones Season 8 Quotes
[to Booth] Let me know when you want to hear the rest of my insights. I have visual aids.
Sweets
Fisher: I don't know if you're aware, but I do a bit of stand-up myself.
Bones: I imagine you are not very skilled at it, as you are not a humorous person.
Bones: Now you don't have to unfold and refold a map.
Booth: Wait a second, I like maps. What's wrong with maps?
Bones: Well, maps cannot tell you the amount of traffic to expect en route to your destination. See? Now we can relax and talk about interesting things.
Booth: This is not how the cowboys settled this country.
Hodgins: Babe, I need your secret stash of peanut butter.
Angela: Hodgins, I bring in my peanut butter for a little comfort food every once in a while.
Arastoo: I'm sorry. I know you want to keep this a secret.
Cam: Oh, Arastoo, I don't want to keep this a secret at all.
Bones: I know exactly why I love you.
Booth: Okay, why don't you give me your top three reasons.
Bones: First, you love me. Second, you love Christine. Third, you..
Booth: Get's mysterious right?
Bones: No, let me gather my thoughts.
Booth: That's exactly why we have music and poetry, Bones.
Bones: Third, your physicality is remarkable. Now you give three of your top reasons for loving me.
Booth: I don't have reasons.
Bones: [scoffs]
Booth: What?
Bones: I think what you just said is very romantic.
Booth: You made one big mistake.
Suspect: Yeah, what was that?
Booth: You pissed off my partner here.
Angela: It was the coolest trick ever.
Hodgins: It was no trick. It's a simple matter of chemistry and physics.
[to suspect] She's gonna find something. She always does.
Booth
Hodgins: We have an hour before we have to let the sitter go. Have another glass.
Angela: You're right. We work hard at a revolting job. And it's really pretty up here.
Cam: He obviously had something to hide.
Hodgins: Well, nothing special about that. People always have something to hid.
Bones: Sweets has trust issues involving finding a home. Since he grew up an orphan, the anger he's sublimated has paralyzed him from developing a healthy perspective on what having a home means. That made him bond with us and our home so he didn't have to deal with his own emotional insecurities.
Booth: Bones shoots from the outside! Three points!
Sweets: Where's that psychobabble coming from?
Booth: Well, you left one of your psychobabble books in our bathroom.
