Popular Bored to Death Quotes
Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.
George
I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.
Ray
Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.
Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.
Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
I have a real phobia around my ass.
Ray
Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?
Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...
These one hitters should really be called three hitters.
George
It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.
Jonathan
When I'm with her, I'm going to eat vegan, but when I'm not with her, I'm going to eat like an American.
Ray
I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.
Jonathon
