Bored to Death Quotes
Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...
Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?
I have a real phobia around my ass.
Ray
Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.
Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.
I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.
Ray
Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.
George
I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.
Jonathon