Bored to Death Quotes
I love the Board Walk. It reminds me of the Black Sea. Only I wish the girls were topless like in Russia. In America, people are shy and disturbed. I don't know, why be scared of the naked breast?
Dimitri
(to Jonathan) I hope your heart is broken many times because it means you would have loved many times.
Dimitri
Jonathan: Your therapist sounds crazy!
George: I know, I know, but most therapists are. That's what gives them insight.
Dimitri: If you want to keep a woman, you have to be strong. Women need us to be commanding and decisive.
Jonathan: But do they? I don't know. Maybe they do.
Dimitri: They don't.
(to George) If you want to open your mind... don't think in terms of male and female. I mean, it's binary. It's-- it's boring. How about no definition?
Escort
Jonathan: How long were you with her?
Dimitri: One night.
Jonathan: Just one night?
Dimitri: Oh, one night, if the love is perfect, is all you need.
Jonathan: Hmm.
Dimitri: Also, I was arrested the next day.
It's all organic game — rabbits that have been shot naturally in the woods, that sort of thing.
George
Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes.
George
George: Brooklyn's exciting! It's the new Manhattan. I may have to move to Brooklyn.
Jonathan: If Brooklyn's the new Manhattan, what's Manhattan?
George: Manhattan's the new Queens. And Queens is the new... Brooklyn. And Brooklyn is the--
Jonathan: Leah has kids, and you guys have been together for a while.
Ray: Yeah, but that is terrible. Those kids pay me no respect. They call me fat... and hairy. You know, they could lose a few pounds themselves.
Lately, I've been going nuts over women's arms. Actually, the arm... pit. I just love it. It's this... other secret place to burrow into. But you don't have to slide far down the bed to get to it. Maybe it's laziness, I don't-- I don't know.
George
Jonathan: I'll call you back. Is that okay?
Caroline: Alright, sweetheart. Don't be a stranger. You know that all of my writers are like my husbands.
