Bored to Death Season 1 Quotes
It's a good thing to stay in the dark about things - it keeps life interesting.
George
Jonathan: Sal, I'm scared.
Sal: That is okay. All fighters are scared, but once you get into the ring, you are like a God.
Jonathan: But I'm agnostic.
Sal: I'll say a prayer for you.
to quote Machiavelli, "there aren't any dirty tricks, just winning and losing".
Lewis Green
Stella: Want to vaporize some more pot?
Jonathan: I want to vaporize you.
My whole body is vibrating like a tuning fork.
Stella
(Talking about her vaporizer) And it's healthy because it's invisible vapor.
Stella
You gotta make a sandwich. Your hands are the bread and your face is the meat. You gotta protect the meat.
Trainer
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Jonathan
(hearing word of a boxing match) What about me? I wanna fight!
Ray
I'm having a baby and the mother of my child hates me.
Ray
I can't believe I shot thirty blanks - I'm a sterile loser.
Ray
Your sperm is my sperm.
Suzanne
