Bored to Death Season 1 Quotes
(realizing that they got caught breaking and entering by some Rabbi's) Hey - it's okay! I'm Jewish!
Jonathan
The only thing that I found in the kitchen is an unopened bottle of kombucha tea..why would they leave this? This stuff is great and so expensive!
Jonathan
She liked me! And my pot.
Jonathan
When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
Ray
I like a man who carries a one-hitter.
Girl at the store
No thank you, I'm still stoned - that was really good pot.
George
She's gonna face the music, and I'm gonna play it.
Jonathan
I really don't have an oppinion, I'm too stoned to think, but I'm having a good time.
George
George - I don't know, I am on marijuana time.
Ray: You smoke pot?
George: Since the 60s.
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
I charge $100 a day, but I'm good..I'm one of the...I'm good.
Jonathan
