Bored to Death Season 1 Quotes
Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.
(Jennifer suspecting her boyfriend is cheating)
Jonathan: Are you sure?
Jennifer: That's what my therapist said. 'Are you sure?' Yes, I'm sure! God, it's like I'm surrounded by Holocaust deniers. It happened. I'm sure!
Jonathan: 'I love you more than you know. Jonathan.'
Suzanne: That was a nice note. But you don't have to read your name in the end.
Jonathan: I know. I'm very literal-minded. You know that.
Nobody's really loved for themselves. Are they? I mean, all love is projection.
George
When I'm with her, I'm going to eat vegan, but when I'm not with her, I'm going to eat like an American.
Ray
It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.
Jonathan
These one hitters should really be called three hitters.
George
Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...
Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?
I have a real phobia around my ass.
Ray
Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.
