Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.

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I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.

Ray

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Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

George

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I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon

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