Julianne: We got the diary.
Shea: Good luck reading it. It looks like a mouse on mushrooms wrote it.

The Adirondacks are about the size of a small country which makes them the haystack and Bennett the needle.

Lloyd

I wasn't a gang banger, Shorty. Gang bangers worked for me. That's like calling Bill Gates a computer geek.

Shea

Comorbidity basically means that Bennett is a whole cocktail of crazy.

Lloyd

Our associate, Bazooka Joe, would like to have a word with you.

Charlie

You want time off your sentence, just do your job.

Julianne

Shea: Everything Charlie knows he goggled.
Lloyd: Googled. Googled. You've never used a computer, have you?

Sue me, I'm out of touch. Erica just told me about Bea Arthur. It's devastating.

Lloyd

Shea: Why did she call you big Ray?
Ray: Because I got a big heart. What can I tell you.
Shea: Is that what you call it now?

Get your asses in you civvies in your nose in the case files.

Charlie

Ray: We're not called Breakout Kings.
Lloyd: Why not?
Ray: Because we're not breaking out of anything.

Bad Elvises. Could they do no better for a name?

Lloyd

Breakout Kings Quotes

Lowery: Acute emotional deregulation, elevated rage distortion, no..
Charlie: So, Tilman is dangerous. OK. That's some insight.

Ray: And necessity being the mother of all evil...
Charlie: Invention.
Ray: Whatever.