Breakout Kings

Breakout Kings Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "Where In The World Is Carmen Vega"

Shea: He was a rat. He died a rat's death.
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Charlie: You throw a rock in Queens you're going to hit a Jose Rodriguez.
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Lloyd: We just put our fates in the hands of an ex-gangbanger convict.
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Lloyd: For a traumatized Asian stripper she seemed really reliable.
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Season 1 Episode 12: "There Are Rules"

Charlie: You like jokes Lloyd? You ever hear the one about the psychiatrist who got his teeth knocked out?
Lloyd: It wasn't funny, though.
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Charlie: Why is your underwear on a chair, Lloyd.
Lloyd: I sleep unencumbered, Charles. Sweet dreams.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: I'm not like you. I don't wear my kid on my sleeve.
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Lloyd: I will not go back to making bunks and cleaning toilets just to hang a do on disturb sign on my ass.
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Julianne: It'll be me. I mean the Marshals already tossed me once.
Lloyd: Like they'd really shoot Bambi.
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Mechanic: Hey man, I'm just a mechanic.
Charlie: Yeah and I just have a tan.
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Shea: The deal was minimum security. Now you want to throw me in Attica? Kiss my black ass.
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Season 1 Episode 11: "Off The Beaten Path"

Shea: Dude, I'm from Washington Heights. I've barely been on grass in my life.
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Julianne: We got the diary.
Shea: Good luck reading it. It looks like a mouse on mushrooms wrote it.
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Lloyd: The Adirondacks are about the size of a small country which makes them the haystack and Bennett the needle.
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Shea: I wasn't a gang banger, Shorty. Gang bangers worked for me. That's like calling Bill Gates a computer geek.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lloyd: Comorbidity basically means that Bennett is a whole cocktail of crazy.
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Season 1 Episode 10: "Paid in Full"

Charlie: Our associate, Bazooka Joe, would like to have a word with you.
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Julianne: You want time off your sentence, just do your job.
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Shea: Everything Charlie knows he goggled.
Lloyd: Googled. Googled. You've never used a computer, have you?
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Lloyd: Sue me, I'm out of touch. Erica just told me about Bea Arthur. It's devastating.
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