Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn.
Jake
Boon: Let New York’s bravest handle it.
Jake: You know they only call you that because “New York’s Best at Spraying Stuff with Water” was too wordy.
The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.
Charles
Savant: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!
His name is Cohn. C as in captain, O as in overlooked.
Amy
What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle.”
Peralta
Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.
Gina
Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.
Jake
Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!
Gina
Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
Gina
Gina: Oh my God, Amy that’s so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
Amy: I live alone! This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop...each sentence is getting sadder.
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
