Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCPopular Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Holt: You're wasting my talents.
Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you're treating him like a Fatone!
Amy: It hasn't exactly been light and breezy.
Jake: Yeah, it's been more like stressful and deathy.
Light and breezy is how you describe a linen pant suit, not a relationship you care about!
Charles
Gina: I figured PR would be the easiest way to launch my reality show "Linetti, Set, Go."
Holt: I thought your reality show was "Gina in a Bottle."
Gina: No, that was the name of my fragrance line, keep up!
I didn't follow you to PR for you to quit. I followed you because you're great, and because you make everything you touch better.
Gina
Jake: He is the worst captain we've ever had! He drew boobies on my bulletproof vest!
Rosa: He stared at me for 90 seconds while he ate an entire peach.
Amy: He heard that I speak Spanish and he made me fire his housekeeper. She was Polish.
Charles: At least he doesn't practice his crane kicks with you.
Amy: Jake and I were talking last night...
Charles: Pillow-talk alert! Spooning or face-to-face?
Somebody give me a puka shell necklace. I'm going full douche.
Jake
Jake: So what, you bugged the briefing room?
Vulture: No, Scully butt-dialled me the other day and he still hasn't hung up.
I'm not the chief of detectives, I'm not The Vulture's boss, I'm just some guy in PR. I can't save your ass. I don't work here anymore, and the sooner you accept that, the better.
Holt
Terry: Anyone seen Captain Holt? He seemed a little down earlier.
Gina: Yeah, he let me choose the music on the way over here, which leads me to believe that he's given up on life.
Rosa: Charles, it is not like you to have sex with a stranger.
Charles: Really? Tell that to me in an hour, when we've had sex twenty-three times!
