Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'

Jake

Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.

Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.

We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.

Boyle

I'm sorry Madeline for everything. Especially for pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away.

Holt

Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.

Holt

Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!

One-two-two! One-two-two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!

Terry

Case goes to the Spice Boys.

Holt

I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!

Terry

To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.

Holt

Holt: Who took the real bracelet?
Keven: I did.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta