Please go to charisma school!

Gina

Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!

Jake

Drugs in his bag, drugs in his apartment, terrible dad, terrible husband…I think he did it.

Charles

Come on man, stop eating the islanders!

Amy

Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.

They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.

Rosa

Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.

Gina

My girls were conceived to Bootylicious!

Terry

I’m describing a date, I don’t know what fathers and sons do but I’m gonna find out!

Jake

Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

Gina

You trying to goad me Peralta? I don't have to engage with mall cops but I will!

Kendrick

Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination. I'm very pleased with this assessment.

Captain Holt