Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Take a good look kids. This is what happens when you're naughty!Jake
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Jake: Don't get me wrong. I am thrilled to know that you used to like me and I will bring it up constantly.
Jake: Hey, should we make a left up here at "You used to like me" Lane or...
Amy: Ha ha.
Jake: I could always just cut across "Amy used to like Jake" Boulevard.
Amy: Stop it, or I'll crash the car!
Jake: Don't do that!
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Boyle: No. What you smell is the burning wreckage of my relationship with Holt.
Scully: Soooo... there's no corn on the cob?
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I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.Terry
I'm gonna rip your damn head off Grandma!Rosa
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Boyle: (sneaking up behind Capt. Holt and covering his eyes) Guess who?!
Capt. Holt: (drawing his weapon) NYPD! Hands up!
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The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.Boyle
Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...Boyle
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Her mind finally snapped, like a stale breadstick.Gina
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Jake: You got it. You're my friend and I won't let you down. I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra.
Jake: Nah, I meant brassiere, which is totally different!
Rosa: Come on man.
Jake: Not better... Here we go!
Boyle: Here we go!
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Amy: I've been waiting to hear you say that all day long...
Jake: I know.
Amy: Which is why you shouldn't say it.
Amy: You're still trying to make people happy. Don't apologize to me. Be a leader and tell me what you need me to do. Tell everyone what you need them to do. You're the Captain, Jake.
Jake: I'm the Captain now... Captain Phillips!
Amy: Captain Phillips!
Jake: That's what it was! Look at me!
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Jake: I know you're too proud to say "I told you so" so I'm just gonna...
Amy: Told you so! Not too proud.
Jake: Yeah... Seems right.
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