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Judge: I'm sorry, I had to take that.
Holt: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up

Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?

I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!


Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!

The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.


Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.


Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.

Yay, enemies for life!


Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.

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