Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!
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The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.Gina
Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.Gina
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.
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Yay, enemies for life!Jake
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Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.Jake
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
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"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.Gina
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I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.Jake
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Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister.
Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia!
Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!
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Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass
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Jake: I'm gonna make a great dad.
Amy: Not even gonna touch that.
Jake: The Amy Santiago story.
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