Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Gina: Jake, dope alley!
Jake: I know! I think this is where Batman's parents got killed.
Charles: You're looking a little fat.
Terry: How dare you. You can't comment on my body, this is a workplace! Now I'm feeling objectified by your male gaze!
Charles: Please, just listen, sir.
Terry: I will not listen! You are trying to shame me and that will not fly!
Three -- think of something super cool to say when we arrest him. My leading contender? "You're going to jail for oolong time.Jake
Jake: Looks like we both have a pretty bad case of "jerk boss."
Holt: Yes, yours is an idiot, and mine is a forked-tongue lizard witch.
Gina, is that a talking raisin?Wuntch
Terry: Do l look like a man who snacks?
Charles: You look like eight circles with suspenders on.
Why don't we make like Boyle's mom and debrief me.The Vulture
We only solve misdemeanors, weiners.The Vulture
Jake: Okay Charles, let's free an innocent woman.
Charles: Nice! My dreams are coming true. You and me, getting my lady off together.
Jake: I mean, you know how that sounds, right?
It's horrifying from everywhere. Terry hates creepy crawlies.Terry
Jake: It's a tarantula! I call him Jake Jr, a.k.a. Spidey Klum, a.k.a. Mrs Doubtspider, a.k.a. Joe Spiden, a.k.a. Tarantula Bassett, a.k.a. Spidermot Mulroney.
Charles: a.k.a. Tarantulina Jolie.
Jake: Charles, have you seen it? That's a terrible name.
This campaign, like three-out-of-five Backstreet Boys, is inconsequential.Gina