Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Quotes
Terry: You slept with a defense attorney! You literally had sex with the enemy!
Jake: I know! It's like if John McClane had sex with Hans Gruber or WORSE Jeremy Irons from the third one!
I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch!
Gina
Captain Holt: You're going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. Or else, you're "Wuntch" meat.
Jake: You sure you wanna go with that one?
Captain Holt: Absolutely. It's hilarious.
Well, lucky for you, proof is my middle name. And yours is... Jared! Juice box! Jellyfish! Jamiroquai!
Jake
Someone's got a case of the sleepover jokies.
Jake
Charles: I'll handle him. You take care of Amy.
Gina: But how do I make it look like an accident?
Charles: I'm not saying murder. Just talk to her like a normal person.
If I had known it was our last time, I would have moaned more.
Charles
Wow! There's so many fancy buttons on your steering wheel. It's like a spy car!
Jake
Sorry, I have to talk my twins into getting their hair done. There are some promises about lollipops I do not intend to keep.
Terry
The good news is I can be brief about it. There's nothing.
Rosa
You're three minutes early...in Chicago.
Holt
You got a badditude. That's a bad attitude.
Terry
