Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Quotes
Come on man, stop eating the islanders!
Amy
Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.
They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.
Rosa
Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.
Gina
My girls were conceived to Bootylicious!
Terry
I’m describing a date, I don’t know what fathers and sons do but I’m gonna find out!
Jake
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?
Gina
You trying to goad me Peralta? I don't have to engage with mall cops but I will!
Kendrick
Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination. I'm very pleased with this assessment.
Captain Holt
Jake: Alright, we need a distraction. Do you have anything we can throw?
Boyle: I have a dog tag.
Jake: That is bad ass Boyle... Nope it's an actual tag for a dog.
Boyle: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.
Jake: Your first what?
Boyle: Dog.
Jake: That is never what people mean by that.
Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
Jake
Boyle: Any idea what this emergency meeting is about?
Jake: Probably about how all the cell towers are broken and that's why Sophia hasn't texted me back. I keep checking my phone every thirty seconds like a loser.
Gina: Tread lightly son.
