Favorite Brothers & Sisters Quotes
I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page.
Sarah
Kitty, when they put you in my arms and we looked at each other, and I looked in your big brown eyes, I didn't care that your father wasn't there. What mattered was that I had that one precious moment with you and I will always have that. This is the beginning of the most incredible relationship you will ever have. So get your big brown eyes back in there and go meet your baby.
Nora
Sarah: You're not stupid.
Kitty: No. I am stupid. I married a politician and then I'm surprised when he lies to me?
Nora: (reading from a book on baby names) Rutherford. Ryan. Oh, sorry.
Kitty: No, actually that's ... Ryan, why not? That'll give you two of them to coddle.
Tommy: Do you know that every CD store in the city is going out of business?
Sarah: Don't tell me you didn't get the music?
Tommy: Oh, I got Sister Sledge and Elvis Costello, but Harold Vick I couldn't even find him on iTunes.
Saul: I have everything he's ever done. The man is a total virtuoso.
Tommy: Why didn't you speak up before, Uncle Saul?
Saul: I did speak up. But for some unknown reason, your sister preferred to torture me with car seat installation.
Nora: Alright. You want Robert to miss it?
Kitty: He's not going to miss it, okay? There's going to be so many diapers to change. He's going to be changing diapers over and over and over again.
Nora: Be careful of that little penis. It's a sprinkler system.
Kitty: Don't worry because I have this ...
Nora: What the hell is that?
Kitty: A pee pee teeepee.
Kitty: Every thanksgiving, when mom asks Kevin if he would like a piece of pie, Kevin always says the same thing and then he proceeds to eat half of the pie all by himself. So here's to Kevin, who this year, gave new meaning to the phrase, "Oh, just a sliver."
Kevin: That is the worst, most tasteless toast I have ever heard.
Sorry, sorry I'm late but here is the lime jello with walnuts and bananas and I have no idea what that has to do with Thanksgiving but I'm not going to eat it.
Kitty
Kitty: No, come on, Kevin, you love complicated. You-- why did you go to work for Robert?
Scotty: Well, because he didn't make partner.
Kevin: What? No, I wanted to make a difference.
Sarah: I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page. I don't know who wants to invest in a start-up with an out-of-touch CFO.
Nora: You're not out of touch!
Sarah: Says my mother.
Sarah: She's 10 years old. She should be playing with dolls or wanting a pony. Not wanting to be some fallen teen pop star.
Rebecca: My mom used to let me dress as Madonna and she didn't care. I raided her closet.
Sarah: You think I'm going to take parenting tips from your mama?
Ever since I got here, I've been coddled like some half-wit or straight-out insulted ... I'm a crack shot, but clearly that's not enough to impress you. It's not enough that I wear button-downs ... and eat red meat ... and smoke the occasional cigar. You can't see past your own bias to see I ... Kicked ... Your ... Ass!
Kevin
