Sarah: Kevin, this is insane! I've come back here, and Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai Dudes!• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.
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Nora: Life is so much sweeter with a baby. Why did you guys have to go and grow up?
Kitty: Well, that was the only way we could get away from you.
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Sarah: (to Kevin about his kiss with Chad) Common don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead.
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Kitty: You got an affidavit signed by your cardiologist giving you permission to have sex?
Robert: (laughing)It's good, right! It's funny.
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Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.
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Sarah: Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai dudes.
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