You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Hey, seriously, dude, keep 'em comin' was not a euphemism!

Michelle

I promise you I won't flee. I'll be the one scientist who understands you. The one who knows that you're not burning the city down because you're evil, you're burning the city down to protect the giant lizard eggs you just laid in a cave by the ocean. A cave that no one knows is there but me.

Hubbell

Wait - you live with your mother like a serial killer?

Michelle

Well he's already seen me pee behind a cactus in Pahrump so I don't think a little casual wear is going to kill the deal now.

Michelle

What is wrong with my wine? It has a nun on the label and everything.

Fanny

Oh my God, the quips, the chatter. Don't you ever just shut up?

Fanny

Where'd you learn to kiss like that? Oh God, don't say your mother.

Michelle

Truly: I blame you.
Melissa: Me too.

She's calling her mom and I'm walking an old guy's dog and that's not even a sexual euphemism.

Michelle

Movin' to a new town on a Thursday. Ballsy!

Rico

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle

Bunheads Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle