Popular Bunheads Quotes
But corn is a whole grain! The southern lady on The Food Channel with the diabetes said so.
Nanette
Why would anyone need one cheap party store tiara let alone three?
Fanny
Wow. There's still fax machines?
Michelle
Fanny: They just lopped my head off.
Truly: Game of Thrones.
Fanny: With no warning.
Truly: Ned Starked her.
Michelle: I'm rereading. I see nothing about a a head, a guillotine, an evil boy king with mommy issues. I'm behind here!
Oh, by the way, I think I figured out why Sylvia Plath killed herself. She was trying to hang a curtain rod. She was probably trying to hang herself on the curtain rod, so it was onto Plan B.
Michelle
Michelle: So wait. Ojai. You know, now that I think about it, I've heard really great things about that place.
Fanny: Impossible. It's dirty and and all the people are high on mushrooms and wear sandals.
I've always been able to tell what everybody wants except for me.
Truly
Oh, hey! Do you guys do layaways? See, when I was a kid, there was this store called Contempo Casuals and you could put a really cute outfit on layaway for three months and as long as you didn't get fat by September, you'd have a really cute outfit.
Michelle
This is a weird ass chair.
Michelle
Fanny: Best view of Oxnard is in the rear view mirror.
Michelle: You should Tweet that.
Fanny: I don't do that.
Michelle: Me neither.
Michelle: I'm totally paralyzed with rat fear.
Fanny: Just take a picture.
Michelle: For posterity?
Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.
Michelle
