Why does everyone hear I'm on the pill and automatically assume I'm having sex?

Boo

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I don't need to buy condoms. I'm on the pill.

Boo

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So that was a condom, not a mint?

Boo

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I had no time with Hubbell. Twenty four hours. It was a pretty great twenty four hours.

Michelle

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I was shooting for Marilyn singing Happy Birthday to Kennedy with underwear.

Talia

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So, to be clear. Girls over here. Guys, not over here. Am I clear?

Michelle

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Jeff: I like ranch chips.
Carl: I like ranch chips.
Jeff: I like ranch chips.
Carl: I like ranch chips.

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Sebastian: To be clear, I like men and women equally. Both sexes work for me.
Michelle: Yeah, that's not going to lead to any misunderstandings at all.

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