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Bunheads

Where'd you learn to kiss like that? Oh God, don't say your mother.

Michelle

Oh my God, the quips, the chatter. Don't you ever just shut up?

Fanny

What is wrong with my wine? It has a nun on the label and everything.

Fanny

Well he's already seen me pee behind a cactus in Pahrump so I don't think a little casual wear is going to kill the deal now.

Michelle

Wait - you live with your mother like a serial killer?

Michelle

I promise you I won't flee. I'll be the one scientist who understands you. The one who knows that you're not burning the city down because you're evil, you're burning the city down to protect the giant lizard eggs you just laid in a cave by the ocean. A cave that no one knows is there but me.

Hubbell

Hey, seriously, dude, keep 'em comin' was not a euphemism!

Michelle

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle
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Bunheads Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle
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