Michelle is Hubbell's wife. My daughter-in-law.

Fanny

Fanny: So, how are you?
Michelle: I think I stole a dog.

There's no crying in baseball! Or ballet!

Michelle

Boo: I didn't mean to scare you guys with hell.
Ginny: That's okay, that's what hell is for.

You're going to take ten years off of my life!

Boo

I thought she'd have bigger boobs.

Nina

Movin' to a new town on a Thursday. Ballsy!

Rico

She's calling her mom and I'm walking an old guy's dog and that's not even a sexual euphemism.

Michelle

Truly: I blame you.
Melissa: Me too.

Where'd you learn to kiss like that? Oh God, don't say your mother.

Michelle

Oh my God, the quips, the chatter. Don't you ever just shut up?

Fanny

What is wrong with my wine? It has a nun on the label and everything.

Fanny

Bunheads Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle