Beckett:Oh ya like that do ya.
Castle: Oh ya very Miami Vice.

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I don't care if it's protected by the Hulk, we're going to tear this place apart.

Esposito

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What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what its doing.

Castle to Beckett

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Beckett:What happened to him?
Castle:They never found out.
Beckett:I am so sorry Castle that must have been really hard
*Castle gives a sly smile*
Beckett:You made that up!?
Castle:It's what I do!

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He was out playing grand theft auto.

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This looks like my first apartment, I used to have cockroach races.

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This is why Alexis is never going to college.

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You have to admit, putting a body in an oven is a clever way to get rid of it.

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There is nothing natural about cyanide poisoning.

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Bro, you're not Castle, stop trying to talk like him.

Esposito

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Ignorance is bliss.

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Betrayal is a way of life.

Martha

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