Favorite Castle Quotes
On the bright side, at least I'm not crazy.
Rick Castle
Kate Beckett: LT is going to drive you home.
Rick Castle: And if I refuse?
Kate Beckett: Then he'll drive you home in handcuffs.
Rick Castle: Just for the record, extremely bitter.
Hayley: You really love her don't you?
Castle: Like a house on fire.
Sixteen years Kate Beckett has been obsessed with solving her mother's murder. You really think she can turn off that kind of obsession?
Bracken
Assassin: Most people react differently to a gun in their side.
Castle: Yeah, well this kind of thing happens to me often.
Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.
Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Alexis: Exactly.
Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?
Esposito
I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd
You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.
Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me for assault with a deadly odor. She says that I smell like soiled baby diapers and Javi's cologne is quote, "satan's butt sweat."
Ryan
Do you always eat kale for breakfast because that is just wrong.
Mia
