Popular Castle Quotes
Beckett: It's complicated.
Martha: So were his last two divorces.
Beckett: Martha, we're not getting a divorce.
Martha: Well, call me old fashioned but don't married couples live together?
My son is a lot of things. Some of them good, some of them not so good but he is someone you can always count on and that is a rare thing, kiddo.
Martha
Be honest with yourself and be honest with your husband.
Martha
It's my pony. You can't pet it.
Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.
Alexis
So if by ingratiate myself you mean dazzle her with my Sherlockian genius then yes, that's exactly what I mean.
The blind priest just ran away.
Alexis
Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me for assault with a deadly odor. She says that I smell like soiled baby diapers and Javi's cologne is quote, "satan's butt sweat."
Ryan
Do you always eat kale for breakfast because that is just wrong.
Mia
Because we’re awesome and you two suck. Next question.
Mia
Here I am. Roguishly handsome and at your service. What do you need?
