Castle

Castle "Deep in Death" Quotes

Castle: Hey! Can we talk about this, please?
Beckett: There's nothing to talk about.
Castle: Well, at least let me know what I can do to make it up to you.
Beckett: You can leave me alone.
Castle: Yes, I tried that and it didn't work. Hey! I can buy you a pony!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sorta thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms...kinda reminds me of porn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: We make a pretty good team, you know. Like Starsky and Hutch, Tango and Cash...Turner and Hooch.
Beckett: You know, now that you mention it, you do remind me a little of Hooch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Not only does he have the bachelor party cop twins out there using him as a stripper pole while I make nicy nice with the press, but you know what he said?
Captain: No..
Beckett: He said he has been instrumental in helping us solve crimes.
Captain: Well hasn't he?
Beckett: That's not the point.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Hey Beckett, how come you don't wear a uniform like that?
Beckett: Because I don't want to get paid in singles.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Captain: Well?
Lanie: He'll live.
Ryan: What no brain damage?
Lanie: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self inflicted.
Castle: Ahh, good times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Who would steal a dead body?
Castle: Oh plenty of people. Organ harvesters, cadaverless med students, satanists, mad scientists looking to create their own monster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Me? Scared? No way, come on. Now excuse while I change my shorts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: Dad where are you? Dad are you all right? Dad call us right away. Dad can I go see Fame with Owen on Friday? Your concern is touching.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

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